Bush is a dumbass

Quotes from our president:

“They misunderestimated me.”
Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

“They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it’s some kind of federal program.”
St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

“States should have the right to enact reasonable laws and restrictions particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live.”
-Cleveland, June 29, 2000

“The fundamental question is, ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ I will be, but until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.”
-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000

“The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I’ve looked at. I do not believe we’ve put a guilty… I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.”
-All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000

“I’m gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I’ve read- I understand reality. If you’re asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do.”
-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000

“Actually, I…this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I’m talking about…when I’m talking about myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000

“I understand small business growth. I was one.”
-New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000

“The senator has got to understand if he’s going to have…he can’t have it both ways. He can’t take the high horse and then claim the low road.”
-To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000

Scary.

11 Responses to “Bush is a dumbass”

  1. what’s even more scary is that the citizens of this country voted him in…

    liz said this on July 23rd, 2002 at 7:19 pm

  2. scary is that he has his hand on the “button”, a man who cant even eat a snack food without all most chocking to death, I didnt vote for him i voted for AL but its all about the chads…the old bats in florida fucked it all up… i dont think bush will be in office a second term hes made a mess of the economy and himself!

    shanny said this on August 1st, 2003 at 7:54 am

  3. i say we get him a bag of hard pretzels for christmas. it’s not the gift…it’s the thought that counts…:)

    nicole said this on August 18th, 2003 at 5:48 am

  4. id think bush is a good president….if this was the twilight zone

    evan said this on September 14th, 2003 at 10:01 am

  5. I HATE it when he says “evil-doers” and “those who hate freedom.” “Evil-doers” sounds like he’s an 89-year-old performing an exorcism, and “those who hate freedom” makes him sound like a 3-year-old who can’t find his words. Why doesn’t he just call them “crap-face doodie heads.”? If you ask me, I think that would make him sound smarter…

    Jenny said this on September 28th, 2003 at 10:27 pm

  6. FUCK ALL OF YOU

    DAWAYNE said this on October 14th, 2003 at 6:57 pm

  7. Put Plain and simple… BUSH IS a COMPLETE MORON. Come on… “I know how hard it is to put food on your family.” My thoughts on Bush can be summed up in Al Franken’s book, Lies and the Lying Liars who tell them. I also HATE ANN Coulter and All others who think the press is stacked in favor of liberals. Bill O’Lielly can lick my hary nutsack.

    JAcob said this on December 4th, 2003 at 1:39 pm

  8. Dude, Bush is dumb. Plain and Simple. People thought our economy was bad before, well look at it now because of the dumbass. If he were to somehow miraculously voted in for a second term, I know about 30-40 people who would give up citizenship and move to another country. We don’t want to be associated with this moron! But remember people, to make our Gov’t completely Bush-free, you gotta go out and vote for some other candidate. because we honestly can’t complain if we won’t do anything to prevent it.

    Marques said this on February 24th, 2004 at 1:25 pm

  9. I completely and totally agree that G.W. Bush is a complete dumbass. He is an illegitametly elected “leader” with the worst foreign and domestic policies that this country has ever seen. Ever since Bushes election, Americans who live in poverty has increased to 1.7 million and the average household income has declined by 1.1 percent. He supposedly takes care of his troops but has already opposed and additional 1.3 billion for the Department of Veterans Affairs health care budget and is charging a fee of $250 annual enrollment fees. He is also raising pharmacy co-payments from 7 dollars to 15 dollars. Americans have been manipulated by the Bush Administration to fight a costly and unjust war with another nation, all for a few mens interest in oil in the caspian sea. We need to do something to stop this president from being re-elected. VOTE FOR KERRY IN 2004!!

    Doug said this on April 9th, 2004 at 12:58 pm

  10. Bush is such a dumbass that it makes me nauseous. If he is re-elected, it’s seriously time to move to Canada. GO KERRY!!!! If I hear him say Axis of Evil (pronounced Axes of Ay-veel) one more time I might jam a pencil into my own ears.

    vetobush said this on April 14th, 2004 at 4:00 pm

  11. HEY EVERYONE HERES A JOKE FOR YOU! DID YOU KNOW PRESIDENT BUSH, CURIOUS GEORGE THE MONKEY SMOKED MARIJUANA BEFORE HE TOOK OVER AS PRESIDENT? DID YOU KNOW
    HE WAS ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING? HERES A COOL
    WEB SITE WWW.BUSHORCHIMP.COM
    AND YOULL SEE BUSH IS A CHIMP!
    OUR PRESIDENT IS CURIOUS GEORGE THE CURIOUS LITTLE MONKEY WHOS CURIOUS ABOUT MARIJUANA!!! :bananadance:

    Roger Stephen Roth said this on February 26th, 2005 at 6:25 pm

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