whitesail

I am just a busy guy. Yes, I am.

I am also turning into a lawn geek, or what Bill Hicks referred to as a goober. He tells a story about his dad just getting up out of the chair and saying, “I’m going out to check the lawn.” Goober. That’s me, a lawn-goober.

Today I fertilized the lawn with my brand spanking new spreader. I am currently watering said lawn and I can feel my little grass roots jumping for joy. Yes, I can. Goober.

Today, I also paid bills and realized I really can’t afford to be a lawn goober and buy fertilizer and a spreader and the like. What the hell was I thinking? I was thinking like a goober, that was what I was thinking.

I also cleaned the kitchen, did laundry, balanced the checkbook, and swept the floors. I also actually prayed and meditated and did yoga (oh, my God, he’s going to get healthy) and read.

Doh!!! I think it’s time to listen to some music now. Me and the kitties are going to rock!

;-)