Where is Dan?

Since my husband is a lazy ass, I have decided to post for him. I know, I know. It’s not the same, but if you close your eyes and pretend real hard that I have really short hair, a deeper voice and a penis, you’ll get the general idea. We don’t know when Dan will post again. Although he spends a lot of time in front of the computer, he seems to have forgotten how to blog. If anyone can offer any help with this situation, please leave a comment for him. I think if we all pull together and don’t give up on him, we might just cure him yet. Or, if that doesn’t work, I have a really strong antibiotic that might just cure him. :P

-Dan’s wife

5 Responses to “Where is Dan?”

  1. you mean you don’t have a penis? *confused* so what were you poking me with last night? *scratches head*

  2. AY! You weren’t supposed to mention that. Geesh! BLABBER MOUTH! :P

  3. Dan! Hey Dan! –taps monitor screen– hello?

    come back dan. we need you. we men (the one’s with penises) are drastically out numbered here.

    gotta go. getting weak. not enough testosterone in here….help. Gasp.

  4. hey Dan’s wife..thanks for the entry…… and for giving me a reason to visit!

  5. This is my first time here and was wondering how often posts are made?

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