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John Crichton : [pointing at Aeryn] That’s my underwear.
Aeryn Sun : [reaching back to see the tag] What does this say?
John Crichton : Calvin.
Aeryn Sun : Well, they’re not yours.

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John Crichton : Be nice.
Aeryn Sun : I’m not good at nice.
John Crichton : Just don’t shoot her.

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Sikozu : Do you have any plan of escape?
Aeryn Sun : Run.
Sikozu : Anything more detailed, Aeryn?
Aeryn Sun : Run quickly.

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John Crichton : Hey. D’Argo… how come I’m not afraid?
General Ka D’Argo : Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
John Crichton : I love hangin’ with you, man.

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Aeryn Sun : She gives me a woody.
[no one says anything]
Aeryn Sun : Woody. It’s a human saying. I’ve heard you say it often. When you don’t trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you…
John Crichton : Willies. She gives you the willies.

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[said to a complaining newcomer]
John Crichton : Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack.
[Slaps his own rear end]

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Gilina : I can’t believe you’re not Sebacean.
John Crichton : Human. It’s kinda like Sebacean, but we haven’t conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.

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[Several members of the crew have been flung back in time]
Aeryn Sun : You know if we did change things it is possible that we could improve the future.
John Crichton : With our track record you think that’s going to happen?
Aeryn Sun : I guess not.

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Jool : They shot me, they pushed me, they made me drink piss.